The Suspendables Episode Archive

#12 BRUTAL HONESTY

August 27, 2019

Russ takes questions from listeners and his answers might surprise you… Russ shares his reaction to a professional athlete up and quitting in the middle of his career and the boys share some crazy stuff at parties they’ve been to.

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#11 OLD GAGS ARE THE BEST ONES

August 21, 2019

Russ talks about a professional athlete protesting at a game during the national anthem like Colin Kaepernick did in the NFL, whether professional athletes have to live to a different standard in their private lives, Russ and his teammates protesting when a strip joint burnt down

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#10 – OH CANADA!

July 8, 2019

The boys talk about the greatest Canadian sporting moments, Russ completely shuts down Jim on his idea for the Hockey Hall of Fame 2019 Inductees, Jim talks about the time he pulled the pin at the altar, and the offside nickname that Marty Mcsorley gave to a guy.

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#9 THE REAL RUSS COURTNALL

June 26, 2019

A guy on the Stanley Cup parade route misses his turn – yikes! Rusty weighs in on the NHL draft, a couple of more “Jimmy being too drunk “ stories, and all the inside stuff you never knew about Russ (like that his wife is famous!)

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#8 – WE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT’S…

June 21, 2019

St Louis Blues win the cup! The boys hit us with crazy Championship celebrations, Jimmy posing for all to see in his ‘birthday suit ‘, Brett Hull’s victory speech (burp!), a punch up with our brothers, and a tender moment from the newly crowned US Open Golf Champion.

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#7 – YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

June 12, 2019

Russ is gonna tell us there’s a special kinda of athlete who knows how to win, our take on the Stanley Cup Final, fans throw dildos onto the ice at a hockey game in Sweden (WTF?!) and how a friend of Russ’s convinced women to sleep with him despite wearing a court ordered ankle tracking…

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EP 6 – THE GRASS IS GREENER

June 5, 2019

The boys talk about why players would go over to Russia – what kinda $$ are they making? The greatest plays in hockey, why players are crazy superstitious and, oh ya…Russ does the show drunk.

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EP 5 – OH YA! YOUR MOMMA!

June 4, 2019

Who’s to blame when teams go bad? It’s not who you think…The best insults heard on the ice, an outrageous prank played on Russ’s brother, Geoff, Brett Hull has no filter and signs that Jungle and Russ are getting old.

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P 4 – STRIPPERS…COACHES…WTF !

June 3, 2019

Is women’s pro hockey done? Why Russ’s golf trip cost a buddy a $25,000 fine, Jungle’s hilarious night at the strippers, a tennis ball machine on an overweight goalie and find out what Jungle’s one deal breaker is on a date.

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EP 3 – CONSEQUENCES…OUCH!

May 31, 2019

We learn about Jungle’s mother, award-winning punishments, Russ talks the toughest and dirtiest guys ever, we hear about Jungle’s weird Stanley Cup celebration with Paul Coffey and how he cheated on his exams.

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EP 2 – PLAYERS CAN BE ASSHOLES

May 30, 2019

Russ talks about retirement – it’s not for everyone. Are coaches making too much money? Why players make bad coaches, how to handle assholes on your team and Jungle gives us some (highly unqualified) marriage advice.

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EP 1: DON’T MESS WITH US

May 28, 2019

In the first episode, hear how mean Russ was the first time he met Jungle, what happened when Russ and his drunk teammates phoned into a radio show, how to protect superstars and Jungle’s fight with his leaf blowing neighbor.

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